Flame Retarded... Made in China

Our office manager at work got a whole bunch of X'mas stuff to decorate our office. Mike found a tag in one of the garlands which read:

FLAME RETARDED
MADE IN CHINA

He trimmed off the "F" and "ED" and handed the tag to me. Now the tag read:

LAME RETARD
MADE IN CHINA

I gave the trimmed tag to Jeff. He couldn't stop laughing. Without me knowing, Jeff drew a big fat red arrow under the words and taped that tag onto my bookself.

I guess I can now proudly proclaim that I am a lame retard made in china.